THE ROBERT W. WHITAKER ARCHIVE

CELEBRITY CONDOMS | 2004-06-24

In case you are ever tempted to take celebrity brain power seriously, let me quote one.

On a talk show, this guy said, "I'm not afraid of AIDS. I use condoms. They block AIDS 98% of the time."

The host responded, "So that means if you use a condom and have sex fifty times, you'll get a fatal disease."

The celebrity replied, "Oh. I didn't think of it that way."