THE ROBERT W. WHITAKER ARCHIVE

BORING AN ASS | 2006-07-18

One additional admittedly pointless point.

I said below that,

1) I am trying to avoid boredom here and

2) If I am being an ass, you should tell me so.

These two points can logically contradict each other. If you point it out every single time I make an ass of myself, our discussion could be hopelessly repetitive.

Joe, check your lexicon. We need some synonyms for "ass."

COMMENTS (3)

#1 Pain | 2006-07-18 21:07

You are always an ass and we love you for it, especially the women.

#2 Pain | 2006-07-18 21:43

NOT SPICED HAM

"Joe, check your lexicon. We need some synonyms for 'ass.'"

How 'bout "poopin' peanuts?"

#3 joe rorke | 2006-07-19 13:24

I can't do it, Bob. I'm beginning to feel like a sadist. It's tempting to go to the book but I can't do it. I thought of a definition but I will not spring it on you. It just wouldn't be right.