THE ROBERT W. WHITAKER ARCHIVE

THE TOUGHEST GUY | 2006-12-31

Alan B. informs me that he was only joking when he said he envied the appointment I gave him.

Alan B. shot my ego trip down mercilessly.

But I didn't let it get to me. A couple of hours under the bed in fetal position and I was just fine.

I'm TOUGH.

In fact, if I win the lottery or something, I am going to pay to get Tom Brokaw to write a book about me called The Toughest Guy. That'll make it true. And I won't be the one who said it. Brokaw did.

COMMENTS (4)

#1 Alan B. | 2006-12-31 19:52

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Ok Bob lighten up, this is what I dislike about the net, its this written communication that lacks sight,sound and body language. You may take me seriously when in fact I may be laughing as I am typing something, etc, etc. Are you mad at me Bob? I'm not mad at you, so lets get back to work.

#2 Bob | 2006-12-31 21:21

Mad about what?

Of course not. Hard humor is welcome here.

Keep 'em coming! If you ever want to say something really mean to me, you will be as

subtle about it as the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs and I'll know it. When it

comes to MYcommentsers, I am VERY hard to offend.

I don't take much personally from outside the family. Inside I'm damned near invulnerable.

#3 Kyle | 2007-01-01 01:00

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

#4 Alan B. | 2007-01-02 00:54

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Impossible, Bob is as worped as I am, a serious bullshiter and I thought the good lord broke the mold after he created me. Its no wonder the average Joe is easly offended by me, hell, you had me convinced and it never dawned on me, is their hope. I am always the first to say, damn I can be a retard at times, lol.