SUNDAY MEANDERINGS FOR MY DAY OF REST | 2013-04-22
           My Sunday Meanderings
Definitions from the Martian Dictionary:
"Fascists call all disagreement Communist.  Communists call all disagreement Nazi.
"Oriental - noun - a member of one of the non-green races."
"Female -- A pleasantly lumpy human."
"Dictatorship -- noun -- "one man, one vote," where the man is specified.
"Hard vacuum -- noun -- The softest thing in the universe.
Rush Hour -- A time and place where nobody rushes.
"Democracy -- A society where the people think they rule.
"Franks -- A people who had a lot of Gaul.
"Objectivity -- The opinion of the one guy in the room who has a gun.
"Truth -- See "Objectivity."
"Defeat -- A noun for losers, a verb for winners.
"Jewish -- Something a little bit red is called reddish, something just a bit blue is bluish.  So calling an Orthodox Rabbi "Jewish" is really strange.
"Religion -- Either Ultimate Truth or the world's largest and oldest protection racket.
"Englishman -- A German trying to be a Frenchman.
"Prophetic -- Ben Franklin said that the proper symbol for America was the turkey, and he died when the Federal Government was only a year old."