Dammit, Peter, I am NOT TOUCHY!!
I get so sick of people calling me touchy!
Excuse me a second while I get my paper bag.
Whew, that's better!
Something else I am getting tired of is people whispering behind my back about how paranoid I am.
And that cat stomping around next door is getting on my nerves.
I can't believe it. Very few people can make me laugh. Jim Carrey, Steve Martin and Chris Farley. Now you. What are the chances? A guy that knows all the stuff that you know also turns out to be able to make me laugh. I think it's the way you put things sometimes. I read you for a serious purpose. I never look to be entertained. And here it is. I can't believe it. I'll bet you've got a lot of friends. You should have. No, this is not sychophancy. Just plain straight talk.
Yes, Bob, Joe's right. I guess I'll lick your hand now.