PROGRAM JOKES | 2006-10-20
My kidding with Joe reminds me of something I'd like to put on record.
As you are aware, the success of Alcoholic Anonymous has led to the creation of hundreds of other Twelve-Step groups to del with other things besides alcohol abuse. They range from Emotions Anonymous to Sexaholics Anonymous and endless others, none of which are a joke and all of which are serious.
Which led to JOKES inside AA. All of us have heard the one about Procrastinators Anonymous, which has yet to hold its first meeting.
I got tired of that one, so I made up some of my own:
"Have you heard of Paranoids Anonymous?"
"Who the hell told you about us?"
Have you heard of Depressives Anonymous?"
"They only had one meeting. They agreed it was hopeless and went home."
"Have you ever heard of Workaholics Anonymous?"
"They attend fourteen meetings a day."
"Have you ever heard of Shy People Anonymous?"
"Of course you haven't."