THE ROBERT W. WHITAKER ARCHIVE

PAIN IN GENERAL COMMENTS | 2008-06-07

Bob,

You have to tell us how we can have fun with our new President Obama.

You have to admit he was the natural choice years ago when the deals for the next president were sealed. Since he's a nigga, the Rockefeller's can pretend he's for "change" from the unpopular Bush years, and when he does the same thing that Bush and Clinton did, they can call us all racist for daring to criticize him.

That should silence the respectabibble conservatives and confuse the liberals who think that niggas are their pets. It should also confuse the Third World who think the US is evil only because it is white, and another 100 million alien invaders will apply for amnesty.

A nigga is also reliable since he can be counted on to do what he is told. He won't know any better. There will also be less to make fun of on David Letterman, since he can actually read the speeches written and displayed for him on the teleprompter.

But Bob, you have to be thinking of more important things, things which most people overlook. We have a fun eight years ahead of us.

The NAACP was over sixty years old when, as the result of an inner rebellion, it elected its first BLACK president.

It's been utterly toothless ever since.