OOPS! | 2004-11-08
A big controversy has just broken out about a new heart drug. It was aimed at black heart disease. It worked.
Objections broke out. The drug combination was only tested on those who identify themselves as African-Americans. If I have to tell you that all hell broke loose you must be living in a different world.
But it does work specifically on blacks.
As one commentator said, "This is as much a social question as a genetic one."
Oops! What do you mean "a genetic one?"
The absolute line, the line that every geneticist has to swear to if he wants to keep his job, is that race does not exist.
But one of the big arguments is that Hispanics have a right to use it, since they have a lot of black blood. But black blood is imaginary.
Just because it works doesn't mean that the results of this test are real.
This drug -- actually a combination of two drugs -- worked so well on blacks that the testing was cut short. It worked perfectly.
This is just awful! This drug must be banned immediately.