MCCAIN TO THE RESCUE! | 2005-05-28

In Vietnam John McCain wore the American uniform and he admits he helped the Viet Cong. He is invaluable to Communist Vietnam today. If a liberal says he thinks all the POWs are accounted for, no one believes him. But when John McCain, the ex-POW and Official Hero, says that North Vietnam has done all they can do to locate missing POWs, everybody agrees.

If John McCain loves North Vietnam and wants to leave "all that" behind him, people listen. He is a Hero. He has Suffered and Forgiven.

So when liberals realize they can't get hard gun control yet, they get McCain to lead a charge to get whatever gun control they CAN get. When the Senate gets ready to get rid of the filibuster on a presidential appointment, McCain heads up a group of senators to save them.

On the guest worker program, McCain is in there getting everything he can for open border liberals.

This is how it works. On one side there are those few sane people who want to simply enforce our immigration laws. On the other side there are those who want a huge amnesty program which will begin with the cover-name "guest workers." The middle of the road would be between these two groups.

In steps McCain, who offers a "conservative" guest workers' program. His has become the conservative, the right-wing position. So the middle of the road is between McCain, who wants a guest worker program that will soon be total amnesty for all illegal invaders, and those who want completely open borders.

McCain is the best thing that ever happened to the left. He carries more of their water than any five liberal senators ever could.

In America, McCain is far more useful to the left as a "conservative" senator than any five liberal senators could ever be.