LATEST FROM THE PAPAL ELECTION RECOUNT | 2005-05-04
I would like my supporters to know that I have not yet conceded the election of that other guy as Pope. When a person refuses to concede in American politics, it leads to a great deal of ill-will.
I am proud to announce that my opponent, the present Pope, has not said a word about my refusal to concede. Neither has the media.
They are being real sports about the whole thing.
As to my campaign manager, who demanded a recount, he is being treated very well.
They are giving him solid food now.