JAMES | 2006-06-20
Note what James said that his lovely young wife plans to do to honor me:
Dani has fallen in love with you. She has not stopped talking about you since Saturday night and wants to buy a dog and name it "B.W.," in your honor. Do you have this effect on all women?
- James
Since the dog will be named for a man, I assume it will be male.
So there will be another son of a bitch named Bob Whitaker.
That seems appropriate.