THE ROBERT W. WHITAKER ARCHIVE

I WAS A CONSERVATIVE | 2004-12-11

I formally resign from being a "conservative."

Today's conservative is a Jehovist who is trying desperately to crawl back into his mother's womb.

I only use the word "conservative" about myself because I am one of the many types of people who opposes America's Established Religion of Political Correctness, which called itself liberalism until that became so obviously ridiculous they changed it to "progressive."

Conservatives today are dedicated to Jehovist Dumb Science. They demand that the world be regarded as being created in six days. They violate the Constitution by saying that life is not from birth to death, but from a one-cell conception, something the Pope insists on, just as he insists that it is a sin for a married couple to have sex for any reason except conceiving a baby.

Conservatives are dedicated to the liberal program up to the year 1968. They say they are more dedicated to liberalism than liberals are. Their political Bible is the Democratic platform of 1964, and all they ever do is accuse liberals of heresy.

I despise conservatives.