THE ROBERT W. WHITAKER ARCHIVE

"I AN JEWISH AND..." | 2004-06-05

I don't give a damn about Jews. I am furious because the Jewish attitude sucks.

On the "Seinfeld" show, Jerry Seinfeld knew a Catholic who had converted to Judaism and was always making Jewish jokes. Seinfeld said, "I think he just converted for the jokes!"

So Seinfeld went and complained to a Catholic priest about this guy and his constant stream of Jewish jokes.

The priest asked him, very delicately, "And this offends you as a Jewish person?"

Replied Seinfeld, "No, it offends me as a comedian."

For fifty years, I have listened to people start out with the words, "I am Jewish and..."

The next thing they said was ALWAYS a nasty, vicious remark about the South, about white people, or both.

These "I am Jewish" Jews seem to think I am supposed to get all googly-eyed about how they are Persecuted Jews and not care what they say about MY people.

White goyim don't have feelings, you see.

Well, this white goy DOES have feelings, and if that is anti-Semitism, then put my name on the Hitler list.

As Patrick Henry said, "If this be treason, then make the most of it."

Screw labels. Call it "treason" or "racism" or "anaziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews." I am a free man and I say what I damned well please.