HICKS WITH PHDS | 2006-12-27
One thing Nobody made clear in his article below was what I mean when I keep repeating, "This is SIMPLE. It is NOT EASY!"
If you go back to basics, you have to change your whole world view, your whole picture of the world.
I meant that LITERALLY. Let me show you some examples:
What gets me is that all the Neanderthal men I see in documentaries are dressed as if they were in the Bahamas in July. But they are being chased over SNOW. What they have on is what I supposed you would call Neanderthal Chic, an animal skin with their arms and most of their chests bare. This is to show they were primitive, of course.
Which brings me to another subject along the same lines. Every time I see a movie about The Real Rome, it looks like it was filmed in a particularly rundown section of Spanish Harlem. All the buildings are gray and worn, every statue is gray stone.
When I walked along in Washington, DC and saw the Capitol and other buildings in The Classic Style, I often laughed to think that an ancient Roman or Greek wouldn't believe what RUBES those guys were who built them!
You see, what the rubes saw around them in Rome and Greece a couple of centuries ago were the bare ruins of classical buildings. They were, indeed, gray stone. So when they built "classical buildings, they used grey stone. By the same token, when they found ancient sculpture, it was plain gray stone, so Michelangelo and all the rest made what they thought were classical sculptures that were gray stone.
In ancient Rome or ancient Greece, if an architect had produced a plain gray stone public building he would have been committed to a madhouse. If a sculpture had carved a plain GRAY stone statue he would have put in the same asylum. But when you watch what claims to be EDUCATIONAL television shows on BBC like "I, Claudius," the Emperor is in his garden surrounded by gray stone sculptures.
There is a reason for this. Just as Neanderthal Chic tells us the guy is primitive, gray stone tells us the statue or building is Classical Like-It-Was buildings or statues. The real statues back then looked almost exactly like a wax museum today. Can you imagine trying to stage a Like-It-Was version of dramatic scenes from Classical time with a bunch of what looked like brightly-colored wax statues all around?
Can you imagine a play which shows the Like-It-Was Roman soldiers coming up to a brightly-colored building, through a street full of brightly-colored buildings? Can you imagine showing a Neanderthal man dressed in a complete suit of clothes that would keep him warm?
It wouldn't look REAL.
This, as Nobody points out, is the story of almost everything today. The BASE is wrong. We assumed so long that the worn-out, gray buildings we see were the REAL Rome that we cannot, even on educational television, be presented with the real thing. It was a long, long time after statues that had been worn to the gray base stone were first time to the nineteenth century when traces of color were found -- or NOTICED -- on a few of them.
We got the BASE wrong. So we began as hicks and we will STAY hicks until we look at the BASE. And nobody gets paid to look at the base. People get paid to "keep abreast of The Literature." Dr. Strawmeyer's last article talked about the shape of the nose on that gray stone statue, so if you want to be published, you have to make a slightly novel observation about the nostrils.
In every area, that is what our present society does.
Nobody CARES about the Democratic victory in the House in 2006. No one cares who the next president will be except those who make a living on talking about it. The BASE is wrong. And no one will look at the BASE.
No one but us.