FUN QUOTE | 2003-10-04
The new rich in every Southern city are desperate to prove they are not Provincial and Predictable.
As a result, Southerners who think they are Sophisticated and Original are the world's most provincial and predictable people.
Every statement a Southerner makes to show he is unprovincial and unpredictable comes through the same pipeline
1) The New York Times said it two weeks ago;
2) the Atlanta Journal said it last week;
3) the local newspaper, which is part of a national chain, said it this morning, and
4) It is the Southern Sophisticate's Independent Thought for today.