THE ROBERT W. WHITAKER ARCHIVE

AFRICANS? ASIANS? THERE AREN'T ANY! | 2006-06-11

Some things are so obvious it's hard to talk about them.

Find me an American Indian who wants to live like an Indian and I'll find you a diamond that weighs a ton.

Find me an African who wants to be just like an 1800 African and I'll hand you Bigfoot.

But at the top of the list, find me an Asian who wants to live like the average Asian when their Great Civilization was the top of the world and I''ll give you Mars on a paper plate.

Get serious!