THE ROBERT W. WHITAKER ARCHIVE

A VERY SERIOUS BLOG ENTRY | 2004-12-19

You can buy ANYTHING on e-bay.

Recently I needed an "extension" cord but I accidentally bought an "existential" cord.

When I hooked it up it put me in touch with some Beatniks circa 1955. They had cooked up a batch of very special mushrooms and a bunch of brownies with a special extra taste to them.

I am presently floating about twenty feet above my apartment complex. There is a very nice purple man named Zogpoo floating by me who is looking for his second cousin.

Has anybody seen him?

COMMENTS (4)

#1 Richard L. Hardison | 2004-12-20 16:59

You need to send a very biiiiiiiiiiiiig box of those brownies to each social "science" prof. That should keep them busy for awhile. Although most of them are so flaky they may not notice that special ingredient.

#2 Mike | 2004-12-20 19:49

<blockquote><em> am presently floating about twenty feet above my apartment complex. There is a very nice purple man named Zogpoo floating by me who is looking for his second cousin.

Has anybody seen him?</em></blockquote>

He's here, in my lavalamp.

#3 Don | 2004-12-20 20:57

Zogpoo is nice and doesn't mug, rape, and kill, which can hardly be said for the creatures the social scientests love to inflict upon us.

#4 Peter | 2004-12-20 22:42

I want one!

And I thought your lemonade was good.

Gimme a brownie, Uncle Bob! Pleeeeease!